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    Tuesday, February 14th, 2012
    6:41 pm
    You aren't Going to Believe What I am Going to Teach You
    Each one of the events during my story is founded on a true account. It reads just like a story but it's packed with facts my close friend.
    Yea, I obtained laid the first time in my life at Comic-Con.

    Normally that could be a miracle. But where this story really kicks butt is in how I got laid.

    For those who have as little success as I used to have with females, I'm planning to provide you with the secrets to the dominion.

    comic book

    How come the jerks get all the women in the end good guys stand around saying, "How does he accomplish that?!" The reply is how the jerk understands women more than we do. It may come naturally or he could happen to be competent in the way to do it. I will be living proof that you could learn. In some weeks, or sooner, you'll be too.

    dating

    I don't care how geeky you are. I do not care how fat, thin, bald, or hairy you might be. I don't care if you swallow your tongue whenever a girl foretells you. Through my experience that culminated at Comic-Con, I will demonstrate how to build a female. I am going to inform you step-by-step ways to get laid. You will not believe it… unless you check it out.
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